Day two of being over-worked and under-rested.
The Book of Twan
For them to never suspect is to meet expectations.
Tony Boyle! Lord Emperor Twan of Twansylvania. Founder of ECTF. Apprentice dragon-slayer. Up-and-coming author of no renown. College student with a doctorate in the field of Awesome. Future president of the United States of America.
Questions? Comments? Quests?
Regale us with a tale.
seraphimonawhim asked: Well Angel Tiger Baby, the point is that I now have my couch. Even if it is far later than expected. In fact, I'm sitting on it right meow. Also I was going to spam you with videos but I forgot what.
That’s cool, yo. If you spam me, nothing will be posted until tomorrow afternoon, though.
seraphimonawhim asked: I had completely forgotten why I said "Hokay, can't wait until monday!" and it makes even less sense that you said posting without consent. I think I was excited about getting my couch, which I now have.
It says “context”, honey bear. But yes, yes it was. Despite today not being Monday.
Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra share their respective recipes for Hamburgers.
(Source: sideshowtornado, via under-your-boot-soles)
I woke up from a nap to find an blank Add a Text Post page. I have no idea what I was going to post.
My supervisor calls me “Tone Loc”. It appears I’ve leveled up from “Harry Potter”.
(the opposite of Albinism)
Gorgeous.
(via coochiesnorcher)
I love that this is a message in a popular cartoon.
Thank you, universe.
(via under-your-boot-soles)
You guys suck at “Why the Fuck Not Wednesday”. :C
Gaaah
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(via coochiesnorcher)
(via important-things)
buttcleavage asked: missing e is great honestly
Okay. Although I’ll probably just forget about it again when I switch tabs.